I just found a document I created on 1/7/07 at 1:33 p.m. called “Tidbits.” This is the entirety of the text:
Leslie and Her Pernicious Farts
The Pernicious Cockroach
Why I Go Poo
“She’s talking about sex,” I said. “You’re talking about poo.”
“Typical,” said Leslie.
A marble colored pit bull chungo
Don’t ask me what this means; I don’t know for certain. I think we were thinking of possible titles for children’s books. It’s hard to say.