The house is a mess. Truly, truly a mess.
—Interuption: phone rings: “Beneficial Mortgage Company?”—Seriously.
I’ve mostly stopped cleaning up after myself. So the kitchen and the bathroom and the basement and the bedroom are sloppy. I haven’t yet infested the living room, but I wouldn’t count against it. The plan, though, is to clean up this afternoon.
Oh, and meant to tell you, I cut my hair. Well, no, I had …