All the Evidence I Need

We interrupt your regularly scheduled registration day to report this breaking news.

Ben Yancer does in fact nourish himself sufficiently. Recent blood tests prove it. Ben is within normal ranges for every area tested, including glucose, nitrogen, creatinine, uric acid, bilirubin, alkaline phosphatase, calcium, phosphorus, sodium, potassion, chloride, protein, and triglycerides. Furthermore, Ben’s cholesterol is now 102. The last time he had it checked, it was 121. That’s a lot lower, people. …