Always with the Title; It’s Too Much

Yesterday I laundered my sheets in honor of Leslie, because, if she were here, that’s what she’d have me do. As she says, “Friends don’t let friends sleep in their own filth.”

Today I watched eight episodes of Mad About You in honor of Leslie, because, if she were here, that’s what she’d have me do. Maybe. The TV watching, yes. As Leslie said when she left, “The TV won’t know what …

Health Conscious

My One-A-Day Men’s Health Formula Multivitamins came in the mail yesterday.

I ordered them from drugstore.com to save my life (and because I get 7% cash back when I shop there with my Citi Dividend Platinum Select card). With the way I feed myself, who knows how many essential vitamins and minerals I’ve been depriving my body for the past six years.

The instructions said to “take once, daily, with food.”

This …